This little book of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

Here it is – my first book. Woot! All the dedicated copies on the premiere sold in like half an hour and I felt a bit stupid and definitely out of place while giving autographs. Got my second interview for the day in couple of hours. It’s really funny, as it makes me feel kind of proud. Public reactions are deeply controversial, but then again, you can’t love a book, that denies your reasons, your role models, your way of thinking and your very existence, can you?

btw, don’t hesitate to write a review or just rate it on Goodreads.

President Obama…

… needs to sit down on his butt.

No, really. Taking each and every possible chance to work on your public image by any means necessary (to be read as: any social services, that are at hand should be exploied to their limits) is in fact shallow and obvious. Are you some kind of a show puppet? If you are not, you might consider a bit different approach, because dropping popularity proves this one is not working quite well for you.

I myself hardly give a shit about you, your political beliefs and general mumble jumble you are known for. But problem for me is, it is getting nearly impossible to ignore you, because you seem to pop everywhere I turn. Be it on TV, on the general media or even on YouTube. We all know media is king and your advisors know it even better, but this is starting to cause slight pain in the ass.

Do I give a fuck about you eating chicken wings with some redneck deep down south? No, sir. Do I give a fuck about you playing basketball with your pets in the White House backyard? No, sir. Do I give a shit about you trying to be “the different” president? Hell no, sir.

I don’t need pathetic speeches, political crap and “America equals world” statements. And I certainly don’t need you to be in my house, my office or everywhere I go 24/7. And I put my balls on it, I’m not the only one.