It takes mad skillz to fail this hard

What you see here is a perfect example of design done for the sake of design. I still don’t get the idea of this mouse pointer, but obviously the one, who did it had something in mind. Otherwise it’s hard to understand why would someone do a pointer, that looks like:

a) an ass with a pulsing arrow marking the point where you need to put your dick;
b) a dick head, shooting seamen like a fucking machine gun;

But don’t mind me. Check the site, flash the dick-o-ass around with your own hands – it’s so much fun.

Canon MP980 – the nom nom nom device

You read The Oatmeal, don’t you? And you have stumbled upon the printers thingie, right? It’s true, I can give you this! At least with Canon’s MP980 chest-shaped-11-kilo-piece-of-junk.

Put brand new inks, print fifteen 10×15 cm (quarter of a standard A4 sheet) photos and off you go for a new set.

Advertised as something in the lines of “professional quality home photo lab” at the time I bought it, it is generally a photo quality inkjet, that also has scanner, big screen, card reader, wireless networking and maybe some other shenanigans I don’t even remember now, but found useful for our home office. And its ink tanks last few copies, while a single 9 ml cartridge costs 10 to 12 Euro.
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