OMV Rebranding
Sup, OMV? You know, I don’t usually give out my expertise for free, but see, I got this tenacious idea stuck into my mind for the last few days. You need to rebrand. No, seriously. What does OMV stand for anyway? I don’t get it and it means nothing to me. A slight change in your name, though will bring a whole lot of sense. Just 2 more lines, that’s it! Or actually, just another triangle. Here, I threw a 5 minute mockup.
I imagine you are not exactly into modern slang… I mean, you people must be all suits and briefcases, riding Rolls Royces, making billions and shit and living into a more formal world. So let me explain. OMW stands for “on my way”. And that’s exactly what you want, right – people drop by, fill their tanks and get the fuck out. However it also adds a positive aspect to that and is perfectly acceptable to audiences. And makes you look like you care about other people being able to do their stuff. Whether you do care or not is not the point here. The point is your identity will suddenly get lots of loving.
It’s amazing what 2 lines can do. Well, not these two lines, although they also tend to do a lot. But this is probably the easiest, yet most profitable rebranding a company could ever do. And although it might sound like a joke, I’m actually quite serious about it.
And 5 figures will suffice me, thanks. Or some rarely used 997 you’ve got lying around.
