The 8 billion fail

Newly opened Marina Bay Sands casino complex in Singapore looks damn good. And it should, with the staggering overall cost of $8 billion. Its promotional photos however reveal something quite funny, that makes me wonder how big exactly their marketing budget was.

First of all, where did you get that beaten up girl anyway? Check these leg bruises out. And honestly, couldn’t you find someone more… well… attractive? I don’t mean to disrespect, but she looks like a general stripper to say the least.

Second of all – you should be damn blind to not see the insulation tape below glass panels and peel it off before you take the shot.

Third… Photographer’s legs and stance are truly epic! Never heard of tripods, mate? What about polarizing filters?

But most of all… leaving all this shit untouched on your public photos is just priceless.

It takes mad skillz to fail this hard

What you see here is a perfect example of design done for the sake of design. I still don’t get the idea of this mouse pointer, but obviously the one, who did it had something in mind. Otherwise it’s hard to understand why would someone do a pointer, that looks like:

a) an ass with a pulsing arrow marking the point where you need to put your dick;
b) a dick head, shooting seamen like a fucking machine gun;

But don’t mind me. Check the site, flash the dick-o-ass around with your own hands – it’s so much fun.